There seriously needs to be a "Sex in the City" type show for Asian-Americans. Kort and I ate at Ajisen last night and were next to a table of AA women. Things overhead:

"Taiwanese guys got no game."

"My mother doesn't understand the word "lame", so instead of saying 'Chinese guys are lame,' I have to say 'Chinese guys are stupid.'"

"My mom gets her expressions mixed up, so she says stuff like "I'll give you my three cents."

"My husband is into online gambling."